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Golfing Truths

Lagging a putt from three feet means you've got the yips.
Golfing Quotes

"It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it."

Bobby Jones
Helpful Excuses

"I lost the ball in the fog, but it was headed straight for the green. Someone must have picked it up."





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